When Bordedom Gets to You

Feb. 16, 2007
07:35 p.m.

    Seriously, do I look super innocent? Do I have this totally clueless look on my face? Do I look like I’m lost all the time? Do I look like I don’t really know what I’m doing? If I do, well, bummer. Today a man’s elbow "accidentally" grazed my.. well, left boob. I was about to alight from the jeepney we were riding, when he suddenly held onto his things in an odd way - his elbow was sticking out too much. Obviously, he thought I didn’t see him staring at my darn chest the whole time. I could tell that he’s been itching to.. well you know what I mean. Too bad that I didn’t have enough time to slap his ugly-ass face, much less react verbally. So, I got off the jeepney, and I swore like crazy. The nerve of that guy! Well anyways.. I’ve seen much worse.

    So then I told a good friend of mine about my little experience.

???: loko pala un… dapat u reacted
mel: well shempre i didn’t have time to react kse pababa nko nun
???: tssstt…. always react..
???: dapat sinabihan mo naman, para mapahiya
mel: wat do u suggest na reaction ko dpat?
???: hmm… manong nakakachansing na ho kayo! (with feelings, assertive ang dating!) magingat nmn kayo sa kilos nyo!
mel: eh gus2 q english
???: DON’T FUCK WITH ME
???: cguro maintindihan nya un
mel: hahahah! pede
mel: "fuck off"
mel: kso di sha applicable knna kse I was the one that was going
???: ungas.. don’t take this lightly
???: kc u look…
???: well..
???: "easy to take advantage"
???: u got that "im-so-innocent" look
mel: eh i’m not usually easy to harass
mel: it’s just that knna i was taken by surprise
???: r u on drugs
???: u got that "easy to take advantage" look
mel: no i’m not on drugs
mel: and yes, i do have that look
mel: but no, i’m not easy to take advantage of
mel: kse i protect myself well
???: dapat sa "looks" pa lang muka kang "STREET-WISE"
???: u should have that "STREET-WISE" aura
mel: and how do u suppose i get that?
mel: should i body build to get muskels???
mel: or should i grow a beard?
mel: or maybe i should dress like a goth
mel: or maybe ghetto
???: don’t talk smart…
mel: eh how.. seriously
mel: because i really don’t know how
mel: i seem to possess this clueless look
mel: but i’m really not (most of the time)
mel: and i seem to look innocent.. but i’m certainly not ^__~
mel: maybe i should just buy a mace or a tazer
???: sa kilos pa lang ng tao… "Bad-guys" can pick out who can they take advantage of…
mel: hmm.. ok gets. so what should i do?
???: di ko masabi eh…
???: di ko alm kung pano i-explain… (lalo na via txt)
???: juz try to look sharp
???: actually act sharp all the time
mel: hey i have the mataray look! does that count?
???: your mataray look is more PISSED-OFF LOOK
mel: ah tlga?? so… does that count?
???: nah… not very effective
mel: not even just a teenie tiny bit???
???: basta kailngan u look aware on whats happening around you…
???: indi mukang nag-iisip ng kung ano-ano
mel: i am naman eh.. i just don’t look like it ^__^

    Look sharp.. look sharp.. I believe I don’t know what the heck he was talking about. HOW do you actually LOOK sharp??? Anyways.. I just wish some guys would just leave us girls alone. For all the creepy maniacs out there, this is a special message for you. GET A LIFE!.. OR A GIRLFRIEND.

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