bus stories
March 6, 2007
03:48 p.m.
I was riding a bus this morning and I remembered what a friend told me once. He said whenever a full bus (literally, full of people) drops off one person, 3 people enter in his/her place. I kept that in mind while I was being an observant passenger, and it’s actually true. Somehow, the conductor always manages to squeeze out more and more space from the angry mob inside the bus. Mga Pinoy talaga basta pera, they can do the impossible. Which reminds me, here’s another bus story:
The Ungrateful Sleeping Beauty
???: i had a weird bus ride 2day
mel: why? wat up?
mel: shoot
???: well here it goes
???: there’s a cute chick hu sat beside me….
???: then i fell asleep
mel: hinipuan ka nya???
???: ungas
???: when i woke up… the cute chick is sleeping on my shoulder
mel: WEH?!
???: i didn’t know what to do, i was thinking, "should i wake her up or what"
mel: omg… she must be REALLY sleepy
mel: hahaha
???: oo nga…
???: naawa nga ako, kso im kinda irritated…
???: kc ayoko my stranger naka dikit skin ng ganun
mel: whoooooo!!!
mel: yeah rrriight
???: *well she’s cute kaya pingbigyan ko na *
mel: so watchu do?
???: hinayaan ko n lang…
mel: so panu nun nung pababa kna? edi nagcng sha?
mel: anu sbi nya sau???
???: i think she didn’t sleep last nyt.. kc gumising xa malapit na sa bus stop nya
???: sya na una bumababa
mel: TIP: don’t sleep beside a hot chick.. they think they can get away with everything
mel: anu sbi nya
mel: di man lng sha nag sorry or sumthing?
???: yah… i immediately checked my wallet! mahirap na
mel: hahaha
mel: so anu nga sbi nya?
???: wala
???: no tnx no nothing
mel: hahaha "thanks for your shoulder"
???: kapal ng muka
mel: aww.. then she must be a hot chick with no manners
mel: OR she could just be insane or sumthing
???: yah!
???: xa na nga nakitulog, wala man lang TNX
Hahaha!!! ^__^ Two words. CUCKOO!!! CUCKOO!!!
March 7th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Ah, oo maraming ganyan. Yung hot chick na walang manners.
March 20th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
yup, nang yari na sa akin yan, buti na lang yung katabi may manners naman kaya nag sory sya and kunti chitchat bwahahaha muntik na kunin number ko tsk tsk hahaha