When Bordedom Gets to You

MY Shameless Self-Promotion (SSP)

Name: Melissa Santiago
Job Class: Code Mage by day, Game Vampire by night
Designation: Programmer of the Lost Language
Age: 19
Height: depends on the phase of the moon
Weight: heavier than you think
Blood Type: evap
Other Affiliations: The Gullwings, SeeD, United Chocobo Union
Weapon/s: Black Keyboard of DOOM
Skill/s: looking awake whilst sleeping*, lightning speed touch-typing, grammatical error sensing ability, dumbass detection
Finishing Blow: The Legendary One-Handed 3-Finger "Whatever" sign (temporarily silences foes) + The Thousand Insulting Laughs of Oblivion (scars an enemy for life**) a.k.a. Super Ego Drop-Kick
Likes: laughing at dumbasses, animarathons, playstation, tv, sleeping, eating, wiseasses
Dislikes: stupidity, dumbass questions, self-absorbed people, "papampams"

* need a monitor and an open application to make it work (also depends on positioning)
** enemy needs to be a real idiot

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